Fox is to henhouse as dog is to stuffed bear collection

Okay, I know this is tragic on some level, but it still made me laugh because this is EXACTLY what my dog would do!

A dobie guarding a stuffed bear collection went on a “rampage” (yeah, quite the choice of words there guys — try “exuberant spree”) and ripped the bears to shreds.

He chewed up “hundreds” of bears and “left fluffy stuffing and bears’ limbs and heads on the museum floor.”

The collection was valued at $900,000.

(I wonder if this was captured on surveillance video?)