{"id":97,"date":"2006-01-28T11:14:01","date_gmt":"2006-01-28T16:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=97"},"modified":"2019-12-27T10:21:45","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T15:21:45","slug":"things-were-quiet-too-quiet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/things-were-quiet-too-quiet\/","title":{"rendered":"Things were quiet. Too quiet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some time after taking my dog out for her morning toilette, I realized I hadn&#8217;t seen her in quite a while.<\/p>\n<p>So I hunted her down, and found her in the downstairs powder room.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kirstenmortensen.com\/wp-content\/laykey stuck2.jpg \" alt=\"pembroke welsh corgi\" width=\"168\" height=\"224\" \/><\/p>\n<p>What is she doing standing there, you ask?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you. She is stuck. Behind. The Boots. The awful, awful Boots.<\/p>\n<p>I moved them. She&#8217;s free, now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some time after taking my dog out for her morning toilette, I realized I hadn&#8217;t seen her in quite a while. So I hunted her down, and found her in the downstairs powder room. What is she doing standing there, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/things-were-quiet-too-quiet\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[296,458],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-dog","tag-pembroke-welsh-corgi"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5011,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions\/5011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}