{"id":871,"date":"2007-08-26T06:58:48","date_gmt":"2007-08-26T11:58:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=871"},"modified":"2020-01-03T16:18:23","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T21:18:23","slug":"seaside-golf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/seaside-golf\/","title":{"rendered":"Seaside Golf"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This shows you how far gone I am &#8212; the game&#8217;s even seeping into my bookly side, lol<\/p>\n<p>Of course that may have something to do with the fact that I took another lesson yesterday, during which the pro who&#8217;s coaching me completely changed my swing. No threes for me again for awhile, I&#8217;m afraid!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Seaside Golf<\/p>\n<p>by John Betjamin<\/p>\n<p>How straight it flew, how long it flew,<br \/>\nIt cleared the rutty track<br \/>\nAnd soaring disappeared from view<br \/>\nBeyond the bunker&#8217;s back &#8211;<br \/>\nA glorious, sailing, bounding drive<br \/>\nThat made me glad I was alive<\/p>\n<p>And down the fairway, far along<br \/>\nIt glowed a lonely white;<br \/>\nI played an iron sure and strong<br \/>\nAnd clipped it out of sight,<br \/>\nAnd spite of grassy banks between<br \/>\nI knew I&#8217;d find it on the green<\/p>\n<p>And so I did, it lay content<br \/>\nTwo paces from the pin;<br \/>\nA steady putt and then it went<br \/>\nOh, most securely in.<br \/>\nThe very turf rejoiced to see<br \/>\nThat quite unprecedented three.<\/p>\n<p>Ah! Seaweed smells from sandy caves<br \/>\nAnd thyme and mist in whiffs,<br \/>\nIn-coming tide, Atlantic waves<br \/>\nSlapping sunny cliffs,<br \/>\nLark song and sea sounds in the air<br \/>\nAnd splendour, splendour everywhere.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This shows you how far gone I am &#8212; the game&#8217;s even seeping into my bookly side, lol Of course that may have something to do with the fact that I took another lesson yesterday, during which the pro who&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/seaside-golf\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[392,1635],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-golf","tag-golf","tag-john-betjamin"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6292,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions\/6292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}