{"id":86,"date":"2006-01-26T10:13:37","date_gmt":"2006-01-26T15:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=86"},"modified":"2020-01-05T14:43:55","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T19:43:55","slug":"i-so-need-room-clean-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/i-so-need-room-clean-0\/","title":{"rendered":"I so need Room Clean-0"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Room<\/p>\n

“This is a room cleano. A room cleano cleans up rooms. It has a mouth so it can tell you when it’s done cleaning the room. It will clean any room you tell it to if it has seen it clean.”<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, I’d be in big trouble on account of that last bit. Maybe I’ll hold out for version 2.0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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