{"id":766,"date":"2006-12-08T08:05:08","date_gmt":"2006-12-08T14:05:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=766"},"modified":"2020-01-03T14:47:17","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T19:47:17","slug":"on-the-first-day-of-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/on-the-first-day-of-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"On the first day of Christmas . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An office discount supplier sent to me . . .<\/p>\n<p>Twelve pencil sharpeners sharpening????<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kirstenmortensen.com\/wp-content\/12 pencil sharpeners.jpg \" alt=\"pencil sharpeners\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I ordered one. Paid for one. Some warehouse picker sent a case instead. So now I have these eleven extra electric pencil sharpeners.<\/p>\n<p>I emailed the company and they don&#8217;t want them back:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Thank you for letting us know. However, since it was our error and you were not billed anything extra, you may keep the additional pencil sharpeners you received.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anybody need a pencil sharpener????<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile my cat inspected the situation and decided she was singularly unimpressed:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kirstenmortensen.com\/wp-content\/yeah so what.jpg \" alt=\"unimpressed cat\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An office discount supplier sent to me . . . Twelve pencil sharpeners sharpening???? I ordered one. Paid for one. Some warehouse picker sent a case instead. So now I have these eleven extra electric pencil sharpeners. I emailed the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/on-the-first-day-of-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,23,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friday-catblogging","category-internet","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6204,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions\/6204"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}