{"id":665,"date":"2006-09-27T18:56:10","date_gmt":"2006-09-28T00:56:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/okay-sorry-to-have-to-break-this-to-you.htm"},"modified":"2020-01-03T12:03:06","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T17:03:06","slug":"okay-sorry-to-have-to-break-this-to-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/okay-sorry-to-have-to-break-this-to-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, sorry to have to break this to you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/fathom.lib.uchicago.edu\/2\/21701757\/\">But B-movie biology just doesn&#8217;t hold up to the physics<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The incredible shrinking man wouldn&#8217;t have had trouble wielding a needle to fight a spider. There&#8217;s no way Racquel could have manuevered her little ship in Fantastic Voyage. King Kong couldn&#8217;t have stood on his hind legs for long at all without exhausting himself. Mothra would be grounded on windy days. And on and on . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But B-movie biology just doesn&#8217;t hold up to the physics. The incredible shrinking man wouldn&#8217;t have had trouble wielding a needle to fight a spider. There&#8217;s no way Racquel could have manuevered her little ship in Fantastic Voyage. King Kong &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/okay-sorry-to-have-to-break-this-to-you\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","category-science"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6097,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions\/6097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}