{"id":600,"date":"2006-08-03T10:07:16","date_gmt":"2006-08-03T15:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=600"},"modified":"2020-01-02T18:21:51","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T23:21:51","slug":"fox-is-to-henhouse-as-dog-is-to-stuffed-bear-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/fox-is-to-henhouse-as-dog-is-to-stuffed-bear-collection\/","title":{"rendered":"Fox is to henhouse as dog is to stuffed bear collection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I know this is tragic on some level, but it still made me laugh because this is EXACTLY what my dog would do!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2006\/08\/02\/AR2006080201872.html\">A dobie guarding a stuffed bear collection went on a &#8220;rampage&#8221;<\/a> (yeah, quite the choice of words there guys &#8212; try &#8220;exuberant spree&#8221;) and ripped the bears to shreds.<\/p>\n<p>He chewed up &#8220;hundreds&#8221; of bears and &#8220;left fluffy stuffing and bears&#8217; limbs and heads on the museum floor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The collection was valued at $900,000.<\/p>\n<p>(I wonder if this was captured on surveillance video?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I know this is tragic on some level, but it still made me laugh because this is EXACTLY what my dog would do! A dobie guarding a stuffed bear collection went on a &#8220;rampage&#8221; (yeah, quite the choice of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/fox-is-to-henhouse-as-dog-is-to-stuffed-bear-collection\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[1407,456,1409,1408],"class_list":["post-600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dogs","tag-doberman","tag-dogs","tag-stuffed-bear-collection","tag-wookey-hole-caves"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=600"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5978,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/600\/revisions\/5978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}