{"id":587,"date":"2006-07-29T06:57:31","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T11:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=587"},"modified":"2020-01-02T15:56:07","modified_gmt":"2020-01-02T20:56:07","slug":"okay-so-i-actually-took-my-clubs-out-onto-the-course-yesterday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/okay-so-i-actually-took-my-clubs-out-onto-the-course-yesterday\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, so I actually took my clubs out onto the course, yesterday . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And utterly humiliated myself. Nine holes, and I think I was on the fairway ONCE the entire time. Unless the tees count. Do the tees count as &#8220;being on the fairway&#8221;???<\/p>\n<p>I had gotten to the point on the driving range when I could hit fairly long, fairly straight shots, fairly consistently (I took a half hour lesson too, which helped) with my seven iron, at least.<\/p>\n<p>But everything I thought I&#8217;d grooved in disappeared when I got out on the course.<\/p>\n<p>*sob*<\/p>\n<p>I hit trees. Several. I hit water (not that <em>that <\/em>was hard to do that &#8212; we got three inches of rain yesterday morning and the course was sopping wet). I scattered the geese grazing in the rough. I chipped over greens, and then chipped back over them the other way. On more than one hole.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ll stick to the driving range again for awhile . . .<\/p>\n<p>[tags] golf [\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And utterly humiliated myself. Nine holes, and I think I was on the fairway ONCE the entire time. Unless the tees count. Do the tees count as &#8220;being on the fairway&#8221;??? I had gotten to the point on the driving &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/okay-so-i-actually-took-my-clubs-out-onto-the-course-yesterday\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[392],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-golf","tag-golf"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5921,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions\/5921"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}