{"id":494,"date":"2006-06-09T07:40:37","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T12:40:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=494"},"modified":"2020-01-01T17:33:05","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T22:33:05","slug":"practicing-for-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/practicing-for-the-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Practicing for the weekend . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ha. The truth is, he&#8217;s always this laid back. Well. Except when he&#8217;s up to his devilment. Have I mentioned the 1-pound bag of lentils I found torn open and scattered all over my living room?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kirstenmortensen.com\/wp-content\/cat by fireplace.jpg \" alt=\"cat by fireplace\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha. The truth is, he&#8217;s always this laid back. Well. Except when he&#8217;s up to his devilment. Have I mentioned the 1-pound bag of lentils I found torn open and scattered all over my living room?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-friday-catblogging"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=494"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5605,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/494\/revisions\/5605"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}