{"id":484,"date":"2006-06-04T20:16:33","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T01:16:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=484"},"modified":"2020-01-01T16:42:51","modified_gmt":"2020-01-01T21:42:51","slug":"as-seen-on-tv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/as-seen-on-tv\/","title":{"rendered":"As seen on T.V."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know those &#8220;weekend makeover&#8221; type shows on cable, where a team comes in and redoes a room or two or three in just a couple of days?<\/p>\n<p>And you know how about 1\/3 of the way in, the designer opens up a can of paint and shows the homeowner and the camera catches the homeowner&#8217;s face as he\/she recoils in horror, because the color is so much more intense than anyone in his right mind would choose?<\/p>\n<p>Well I did the solitaire version this weekend :-)<\/p>\n<p>It started yesterday morning. It was pouring down rain, so I decided maybe it was time to take down the broken-down shades from my bathroom window and sew up a set of curtains.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed my daughter and we drove out to JoAnn fabrics. The only requirement was that the fabric be multi-hued, with some greens in it, because my bathroom tub and the bottom half of the walls are vintage 50s green tile. I found just the thing in the remnants department: some gauzy tie-dyey stuff, marked down, two pieces, just the amount I needed.<\/p>\n<p>So I got home and held it up next to the window, and thought, &#8220;man, wouldn&#8217;t it be cool to paint the window frame to pick up one of the other colors in the curtains?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmmm.<\/p>\n<p>Only one problem. Somebody, at some point, had installed a homemade valance above three of the bathroom walls. It hung down over the top of the window, so it would need to go if I was going to paint the frame . . . I poked around at it a bit, and it looked like it would be easy enough to pull down. I&#8217;d never liked it, any way.<\/p>\n<p>I got out my tools and an hour or so later it was in pieces on the curb.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the valance was also wallpapered. As were all the bathroom&#8217;s non-tiled wall surfaces. But I&#8217;d never liked the wall paper, either, and it was dingy and curling at the edges . . . and besides, it was still raining outside . . .<\/p>\n<p>Fifteen hours later, I&#8217;d de-wallpapered, prepped, primed, and painted the entire bathroom. And sewn a set of curtains.<\/p>\n<p>My only crisis of confidence happened about 11:30 last night, when I&#8217;d put on the first coat of paint. The trim color I&#8217;d picked &#8212; in the spirit of adventurousness &#8212; is a deep lilac. Looking at it by incandescent light in the middle of the night, I had that &#8220;oh no, I can&#8217;t live with that color&#8221; feeling &#8212; Home Decorator&#8217;s Remorse.<\/p>\n<p>But when I woke up this morning and looked at it again, I was absolutely rapturous.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a pic.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kirstenmortensen.com\/wp-content\/bathroom.jpg \" alt=\"Bathroom dyi paint job with crazy colors\" width=\"284\" height=\"360\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I am rapturous. And thinking, wow, you know what would look great with this? A yellow ceiling . . . and for the floor, maybe purple, or robin&#8217;s egg blue . . .<\/p>\n<p>lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those &#8220;weekend makeover&#8221; type shows on cable, where a team comes in and redoes a room or two or three in just a couple of days? And you know how about 1\/3 of the way in, the designer &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/as-seen-on-tv\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1148],"tags":[1147,1146,370,1145],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-do-it-yourself","tag-bathroom-update","tag-crazy-colors","tag-diy","tag-paint-job"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5586,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions\/5586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}