Evil Editor has published the answers to his match-the-title-t0-the-synopsis contest.<\/p>\n
I picked three right (my picks here<\/a>). No prize for me! :-)<\/p>\n Here are the fake synopses I contributed:<\/p>\n Little Girl Blue<\/strong> The Midnight Diaries<\/strong> The Monster Within<\/strong> Portal to Murder<\/strong> Raise the Buried Dead<\/strong> EE edited the last one. My version began with the phrase “In this voter fraud thriller.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Evil Editor has published the answers to his match-the-title-t0-the-synopsis contest. I picked three right (my picks here). No prize for me! :-) Here are the fake synopses I contributed: Little Girl Blue Will a sex-change operation finally enable a ravishing … Continue reading
\nWill a sex-change operation finally enable a ravishing but desperately insecure house paint heiress to blow her own horn?<\/p>\n
\nWith her carrot supply dwindling, night vision blindness threatens to destroy Angela Fastling’s only defense against clinical depression: journaling in secret after dark.<\/p>\n
\nTwo star-crossed veterinary techs find they have more in common than love when an outbreak of feline tapeworm triggers panic in their once-sleepy town.<\/p>\n
\nDesperate for original submissions, a blogging literary agent snaps when her admonitions to “drop the portals, folk” fails to discourage a timeworn sci fi device.<\/p>\n
\nBelle Jackson’s photographic memory of local obituaries attracts the attention of Congressional aide Philip Tyler. But why?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n