{"id":405,"date":"2006-05-01T20:52:17","date_gmt":"2006-05-02T01:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=405"},"modified":"2019-12-30T22:39:51","modified_gmt":"2019-12-31T03:39:51","slug":"i-long-long-for-the-perfect-pizza-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/i-long-long-for-the-perfect-pizza-pie\/","title":{"rendered":"I long, long for the perfect pizza pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems like I&#8217;m eating a lot of pizza lately, and it&#8217;s begun to eat at me, because none of the pies I&#8217;m buying have been particularly satisfying.<\/p>\n<p>Somethings always not-quite-right. Sometimes it&#8217;s the texture of the crust. Or the flavor of the sauce. Or the amount of sauce.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m beginning to wonder if the perfect pizza pie isn&#8217;t an illusion . . .<\/p>\n<p>O, what a haunting idea. Then I found this article tonight, by Hanna Miller, in <em>American Heritage Magazine<\/em>. It&#8217;s got paragraphs &amp; paragraphs on the history of pizza, and then at the bottom, a side bar (bottom bar? it&#8217;s not exactly to the side of anything, is it) by John Mariani listing the 10 best pizza parlors in the U.S. It&#8217;s called a coast-to-coast guide, even though five of the 10 are in New York, making it more of a New York-plus-a-couple-footnotes guide. None of them are closer to me than maybe 7 hours by car. I&#8217;m guessing delivery is out of the question.<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s a lady to do?<\/p>\n<p>Give up pizza for awhile, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Or make a homemade pizza. Something weird, maybe a biscuit dough crust, chopped tomato salsa and some kind of weird strong cheese . . . fresh tomatoes, cheese old and a bit skunky. A serious change-up to purge my saddened palate . . . hold me over &#8217;til I can get back down to NYC . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It seems like I&#8217;m eating a lot of pizza lately, and it&#8217;s begun to eat at me, because none of the pies I&#8217;m buying have been particularly satisfying. Somethings always not-quite-right. Sometimes it&#8217;s the texture of the crust. Or the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/i-long-long-for-the-perfect-pizza-pie\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1032],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-pizza"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5437,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions\/5437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}