{"id":3892,"date":"2014-02-02T15:09:53","date_gmt":"2014-02-02T20:09:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=3892"},"modified":"2020-01-02T23:02:47","modified_gmt":"2020-01-03T04:02:47","slug":"beagle-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/beagle-date\/","title":{"rendered":"Beagle Date"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I once caught a beagle, a stray.<br \/>\nLong tongue,<br \/>\nworldly eyes.<br \/>\nThe kind that make the ladies sigh.<\/p>\n<p>I lured him to the yard<br \/>\nand shut the gate.<br \/>\nBut he didn&#8217;t stay.<\/p>\n<p>Before I got to my phone<br \/>\nhe&#8217;d found a hole and<\/p>\n<p>he was gone &#8212;<br \/>\nWhere have you gone?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe home.<br \/>\nMaybe on<br \/>\nto his next beagle date,<\/p>\n<p>The kind that makes<br \/>\nthe ladies<br \/>\nask him why.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once caught a beagle, a stray. Long tongue, worldly eyes. The kind that make the ladies sigh. I lured him to the yard and shut the gate. But he didn&#8217;t stay. Before I got to my phone he&#8217;d found &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/beagle-date\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1425,802],"class_list":["post-3892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-beagle-date","tag-poem"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3892"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3892\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5994,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3892\/revisions\/5994"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}