{"id":273,"date":"2006-03-13T11:59:29","date_gmt":"2006-03-13T16:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=273"},"modified":"2019-12-29T08:38:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-29T13:38:50","slug":"ode-to-the-comment-spammer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/ode-to-the-comment-spammer\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode to the Comment Spammer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How wearisome your shallow ploys,<br \/>\nYour flattery, your noise<br \/>\nYou think to pass for comment.<\/p>\n<p>Have you no job? No self-respect?<br \/>\nDo you spend your time with eyes half-closed<br \/>\nAnd cut and paste<br \/>\nAnd think your time be well-spent?<\/p>\n<p>What am I to you?<br \/>\nDigested food you slither through,<br \/>\nI see you, pale worm, eyes half closed<br \/>\n(If eyes you have) in the lightless tract<\/p>\n<p>And hell-bent<\/p>\n<p>To make your daily pennies back.<\/p>\n<p>Well you&#8217;re the fool.<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s no one here.<br \/>\nNo one to click your trickster links.<br \/>\nNo one to make you clever as you think<br \/>\nyou are.<\/p>\n<p>No one to render time you waste to<br \/>\nTime well-spent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How wearisome your shallow ploys, Your flattery, your noise You think to pass for comment. Have you no job? No self-respect? Do you spend your time with eyes half-closed And cut and paste And think your time be well-spent? What &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/ode-to-the-comment-spammer\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[801,800,802,803],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogging","tag-comment-spam","tag-ode","tag-poem","tag-poetry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5249,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions\/5249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}