{"id":2,"date":"2006-01-03T20:57:26","date_gmt":"2006-01-03T13:57:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/?p=2"},"modified":"2020-01-05T14:45:07","modified_gmt":"2020-01-05T19:45:07","slug":"if-youre-hungry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/if-youre-hungry\/","title":{"rendered":"If you&#8217;re hungry . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re hungry, and in a pit, it&#8217;s better to have a ladder than something to eat.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; my daughter<\/p>\n<p>This newly-minted aphorism resulted from a rather delightful cognitive leap, btw. She &#8212; my daughter &#8212; was eating her first toasted English muffin (with butter and cinnamon sugar) (her first, because I tend to stick to whole wheat, bought-at-the-healthfood-store type food, but I&#8217;d made Eggs Benedict for New Year&#8217;s Day breakfast and have some leftover ingredients on hand, now)<\/p>\n<p>and I mentioned that the only thing better than a store-bought English muffin was a homemade English muffin.<\/p>\n<p>At which point, the child attempted to articulate something about the irrelevance of a homemade English muffin when she had a perfectly delicious storebought one, with butter and cinnamon sugar, right at hand.<\/p>\n<p>What she was trying to get to, but being age seven didn&#8217;t have the precise words, was to argue for the importance of context.<\/p>\n<p>So absent the ability to articulate an abstraction as an abstraction, she came up with the &#8220;hungry and in a pit&#8221; analogy.<\/p>\n<p>I love my kid :-)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;If you&#8217;re hungry, and in a pit, it&#8217;s better to have a ladder than something to eat.&#8221; &#8212; my daughter This newly-minted aphorism resulted from a rather delightful cognitive leap, btw. She &#8212; my daughter &#8212; was eating her first &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/if-youre-hungry\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4898,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2\/revisions\/4898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}