{"id":132,"date":"2006-02-04T12:15:37","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T17:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=132"},"modified":"2019-12-27T12:02:54","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T17:02:54","slug":"frickin-flares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/frickin-flares\/","title":{"rendered":"Frickin&#8217; flares"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like Gap may be dropping their girls&#8217; classic cut jeans. They can&#8217;t be found in their stores, at least in my city&#8217;s malls, and the online stock is pretty picked over.<\/p>\n<p>I must be the only mother on the planet who thinks flare leg jeans for pre-teen girls is a travesty against nature.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m square. Too bad. To my eye, the flare leg look is almost impossible to pull off without coming across as frumpy and careless. So teenagers &amp; used-to-be-teenagers want to take that chance &#8212; that&#8217;s their business. My daughter isn&#8217;t a teenager, yet, and deserves better.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It looks like Gap may be dropping their girls&#8217; classic cut jeans. They can&#8217;t be found in their stores, at least in my city&#8217;s malls, and the online stock is pretty picked over. I must be the only mother on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/frickin-flares\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5055,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/132\/revisions\/5055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}