{"id":125,"date":"2006-02-02T23:18:39","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T04:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/?p=125"},"modified":"2019-12-27T11:34:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-27T16:34:26","slug":"i-admit-it-im-jealous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/i-admit-it-im-jealous\/","title":{"rendered":"I admit it, I&#8217;m jealous"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Four Australians are auctioning themselves off as &#8220;a weekend with four blokes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not jealous of whoever wins the auction btw. I&#8217;m jealous of these kids for being able to do it! No innuendos made, and, more than likely, none given:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Couldn&#8217;t be bothered making the effort finding new friends at the pub? Don&#8217;t have friends who are up for a couple of beers, a few snags and a hell of a good time? Or just bored with your current friends and their obsession with nerd stuff? What you need is a weekend with 4 fun blokes in inner Sydney. We won&#8217;t fly you here. Heck, we won&#8217;t even pay for your bus fare. What we WILL do is guarantee you some beers, some snags, some good conversation and a hell of a lot of laughs. You just supply yourself and a willingness to have some beers, some snags, some good conversation and a hell of a lot of laughs. Why are we auctioning this offer off? Because this sort of thing is hard to come by. We&#8217;ll be your best mates &#8211; instantly! You won&#8217;t have to try and impress us. We don&#8217;t even care who you are.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now that&#8217;s just cute, don&#8217;t you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Four Australians are auctioning themselves off as &#8220;a weekend with four blokes.&#8221; I&#8217;m not jealous of whoever wins the auction btw. I&#8217;m jealous of these kids for being able to do it! No innuendos made, and, more than likely, none &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/i-admit-it-im-jealous\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[559,561,560,562],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pop-culture","tag-a-weekend-with-four-blokes","tag-auction","tag-australian","tag-ebay-auction"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5044,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions\/5044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kirstenmortensen.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}