Four Australians are auctioning themselves off as “a weekend with four blokes.”

I’m not jealous of whoever wins the auction btw. I’m jealous of these kids for being able to do it! No innuendos made, and, more than likely, none given:

Couldn’t be bothered making the effort finding new friends at the pub? Don’t have friends who are up for a couple of beers, a few snags and a hell of a good time? Or just bored with your current friends and their obsession with nerd stuff? What you need is a weekend with 4 fun blokes in inner Sydney. We won’t fly you here. Heck, we won’t even pay for your bus fare. What we WILL do is guarantee you some beers, some snags, some good conversation and a hell of a lot of laughs. You just supply yourself and a willingness to have some beers, some snags, some good conversation and a hell of a lot of laughs. Why are we auctioning this offer off? Because this sort of thing is hard to come by. We’ll be your best mates – instantly! You won’t have to try and impress us. We don’t even care who you are.

Now that’s just cute, don’t you think?