You can lead an elephant to vodka

And, it turns out, you can also make him drink:

Animals at zoos across Russia were being given shots, or in some cases buckets, of vodka, to keep them warm yesterday as temperatures in the European part of the country plunged towards an exceptional minus 40 degrees Celsius.

One elephant, tanked up, subsequently went on a rampage, the U.K. Mirror reports.

Perhaps his pail was garnished with an olive, instead of a twist. Or perhaps he was smart enough — elephants are pretty smart, right? — to know that drinking alcohol is not a good idea in the cold.

[tags] Russia, elephant, vodka [/tags]

Okay, set aside the evo/psych bit —

— since your fair blogger hasn’t begun to get her head around that topic yet, and she’s not in curmudgeonly skeptic mode at the moment — this is still astonishing.

Not that women are driven a bit bonkers, from time to time, by our hormones. But that men are, too. Driven bonkers by women’s hormones. Only not in the way you thought:

Men . . . appear to step up mate-guarding strategies when their wives or girlfriends ovulate, even when neither is keeping track of the woman’s cycle, the research shows.

“It’s not just that men are more jealous and possessive when their partners ovulate, but they’re also more attentive to their partners and more giving to their needs,” said collaborator Steven W. Gangestad, a University of New Mexico psychologist.

We’re hopelessly entwined, aren’t we. Biologically — chemically entwined.

Wild.

[tags] health hormones [/tags]

Those naughty trees

Environmental science reporting and medical science reporting have one thing in common: if you bother to follow either very closely, you’ll wind up with a nasty case of mental whiplash.

One day, you’ll read something like: “eating chocolate will KILL you.” A few months later, your trusty ol’ health news journalist will be urging you to eat nothing but:

Researchers Find Chocolate Eaters Taller! Able to Levitate!

So I was hardly surprised to read that scientists are now accusing trees — those cute, lovable green fellas we’ve been told to nurture and love — of being, yes, bad for the environment.

This was reported in Nature, folks, not by some schlocky, publish-in-the-back-of-a-van anti-greenery fringe group:

They have long been thought of as the antidote to harmful greenhouse gases, sufferers of, rather than contributors to, the effects of global warming. But in a startling discovery, scientists have realised that plants are part of the problem.

According to a study published today, living plants may emit almost a third of the methane entering the Earth’s atmosphere.

Above quoted from the Guardian, Global warming: blame the forests, which later adds:

A recent study in Nature found cutting air pollution could trigger a surge in global warming. Aerosols cool the Earth by reflecting radiation back into space. Scrapping them would have adverse consequences

There’s no period at the end of that last sentence. I imagine because Alok Jha, science correspondent, at that point slumped down in his chair, senseless.

He should try eating more chocolate.

[tags] Environment [/tags]

And the next thing I know / that Coyote’s at my door

Even if, as it turns out, your door is in a city.

A study begun in 2000 has found thriving populations of “urban coyotes” in Chicago — findings the researchers say are likely to apply to other major US metropolitan areas as well. “We couldn’t find an area in Chicago where there weren’t coyotes,” said Stanley Gehrt of Ohio State University.

Read more here, including some interesting bits about how urban coyote behavior is different than coyotes that live in rural environments.

I saw my first coyote as a kid. I was walking through a little clearing behind my parents’ and there he was, standing along the hedgerow that marked the east end of the property. We stared at each other for what seemed like several minutes, then he was gone.

I live in the ‘burbs now, but they’re around. I’ve heard them in the back yard on summer nights. I also know where they den so I’ll try to get a picture of them, come summer, to post here.