Rochester does the immigration thing

And we come up with only two protest babes? Something’s seriously wrong, here . . . Clearly, young, politically active women are fleeing Upstate New York, and we have to incentivize them to stay. Or return, if they’ve already left. Tax breaks for Curves memberships, maybe? Or maybe we can create enterprise zones to encourage the local manufacture of women’s protest apparel. It would have to be suitable for the Rochester climate. Uggs Classic Talls-style boots emblazoned with incendiary slogans, stuff like that.