The Scarlet Pimpernel … plant

Eventually I’m going to do a big blog post on gardening. Or more likely: a series of posts.

back yard redo stone with dymondia
Teaser: we replaced the old hardscape (crushed rock, yeck) with stone pavers and planted dymondia between. The California natives are going in around the perimeter. This pic was taking 11 months ago.

But today I’m inspired because of this article, Feed the soul: In chaotic times, gardening becomes therapy.

It’s a lovely piece — a round-up of short interviews with people who are turning to gardening, right now, to help them cope with Covid.

The story I’ll be writing up more extensively, at some point, starts last year, when my sweetheart and I embarked on a complete re-do of our back yard.

The first step was to pull out all of the irrigation.

And now, a little at a time, we’re adding plants — drought-tolerant plants — and no, not succulents, but primarily California coastal natives. (We’re not being purists however! And one little section near the house is now herbs :))

We decided to do this a few plants at a time so that we’d get a sense of what will do well and what will not.

If this works, we’ll have a yard that will support regional insects and birds, without requiring much care. Not water, not fertilizer. We’ll be shearing the plants back from time to time and that’s it.

Gardening with weeds? Uh huh!

In the meantime, we still have a lot of bare spots, so I’m letting “volunteers” come in to fill it up a little bit.

Scarlet Pimpernel (Anagallis arvensis) has been sprouting throughout our yard this spring.

One of my favorites so far is a plant I finally identified yesterday: Scarlet Pimpernel (Anagallis arvensis). And how funny is that? Random weed comes up in the yard and turns out it has a novel named after it?

Fun fact: in some parts of the plant’s range, the flowers are blue, and in some they are red. Our version has a lovely peachy-pink flower.

Another fun fact: because the blooms close if it gets overcast, other common names are along the lines of “Poor Man’s Barometer.”

Also: no, it is not native to SoCal and yes, it is considered a weed and even “invasive.”

But I don’t care. I think it’s pretty.

How about you? Do you garden? If not, are you thinking about taking it up?

Covid-Time Writer Craft: Story by Robert McKee

Writers gonna write.

But as long as we’re all stuck at home during this pandemic, we can do more than just put out words, right? We can also work on our craft.

Story by Robert McKee

So in the spirit of sharing w/ my fellow writers, I thought I’d share a bit about some of the books in my writing-craft library.

First up, Story, by Robert McKee.

This is one of the more recent additions to my library. I bought it last year as I began work on my current WIP, Once Upon a Flarey Tale.

As you can see from the pic, I use sticky tabs to mark parts that I expect I’ll want to review again–and there are a lot of sticky tabs in this book :)

What You Need to Know About Story (In No Particular Order!)

McKee is a screenwriter, not a novelist. But the building blocks of movies and contemporary novels are so similar that you shouldn’t let that put you off–you’ll find a lot of terrific information here that will help you tell better stories, regardless of the medium you use to tell them.

McKee is a teacher, lecturer, and consultant. Reading this book is a lot like attending an upper-level class on story-telling.

It’s hefty. 418 pages — there is a LOT here. Which is a good thing, IMO, because the more I learn about this craft, the better. Just don’t plan to finish this one in a single sitting ;)

It’s comprehensive. You’ll find everything in this book from the basics of the classic 3-Act story structure to how to develop character motivations to what makes a good title.

Story includes a lot of highly conceptual models for understanding how to make stories work. If you’re the sort of person who benefits by seeing concepts modeled visually, you’ll find a lot of tools to your liking in this book.

The Notes I Jotted Down / Passages I Flagged

In no particular order:

“Story values” are universal qualities of human experience — and they always have polar opposites. Examples are “wise” and “stupid” or “alive” and “dead.” Every scene will have at its heart some value; in ever scene, that value should change. And if the value doesn’t change, it isn’t a scene, it’s exposition — and it needs to be cut.

To avoid cliche, master the world of your story. This was a cool insight, I thought, because when you are completely immersed in that world and relating what you see, you won’t use other peoples’ commonly repeated words — you’ll use your own, the words you invent as you look around.

Research your stories in three ways: by unleashing your powers of memory; by unleasing your powers of imagination; and by what we usually think of as research — chasing down facts.

Create a finite, knowable world. “The world of a story must be small enough that the mind of a single artist can surround the fictional universe it creates and come to know it in the same depth and detail that God knows the one He created.” McKee comes back to this same idea later in this way: “design relatively simple but complex stories.” He then explains that by “simple” he doesn’t mean simplistic, but that we should avoid the temptation to proliferate characters or locations in an undisciplined way. Instead, constrain yourself to a “contained cast and world” and focus on building complexity within that world.

(Pssst … looking for a fast, free, fun read? My romcom caper novella, The French Emerald, is free on Amazon. Click the pic to get your copy!)

But at the same time, you need to create much more material than you will ever use–five times what you use, or even 10-20 times. An example from my current WIP: I’ve written fairly details timelines of each of my character’s lives, matching them to world events as well as personal milestones. Most of this will never make it into my books, but it gives me a wonderful send of fully knowing my characters.

Don’t be afraid to abandon your original premise if you discover, as you build your story, that it doesn’t work any more. (Phew!!! Because yes, this seems to happen to me a lot!)

Related: a story “tells you its meaning.” You don’t dictate the meaning to the story …

Inciting incidents should arouse unconscious as well as conscious desires in our protagonists.

“The most compelling dilemmas often combine the choice of irreconcilable goods with the lesser of two evils.” Related: “True character can only be expressed through choice in dilemma.”

Effective scenes operate at the levels of both text and subtext.

Progression in the story is built from cycles of rising action.

“When a story is weak, the inevitable cause is that the forces of antagonism are weak.”

“Never use coincidence to turn an ending.”

Character dimension springs from that character’s internal contradictions. But those contradictions must be consistent. “It doesn’t add dimension to portray a guy as nice throughout a film, then in one scene have him kick a cat.”

“To title is to name. An effective title points to something solid that is actually in the story.”

What I Liked About Story

This book is so obviously the culmination of many, many years of McKee’s work, teaching the craft of story-telling. There are countless nuggets in here that writers can grab and put to use to improve the quality of our novels.

What I Didn’t Like So Much

So much of what McKee conveys, he does so using conceptual models. The danger for me is that if I get caught up in understanding the model, I lose track of my most effective compass as a writer, which is based on feel: on how I react to something I’ve put down on the page.

How about you? Have you read Story? Do you have a favorite writer’s craft book that you would recommend?

UPDATE: Click here to read the next post in this series where I review Writing the Breakout Novel by Donald Maass.

The French Emerald now an ebook (and still free)

Serial novel. Sweet, funny, fast-paced — perfect to read with a cup of coffee (or glass of wine!)

I’d been planning on doing this for some time, and with the pandemic and all I finally got around to it :)

The French Emerald is now available as an ebook. Here’s the Amazon link.

You can also get it for Nook, Apple Books, and Kobo.

Also: it’s free :)

Enjoy and let me know what you think!

Writers Love Freedom, or: “Why AB5 Has To Go.”

This is the text of my speech at the #RepealAB5 Rally on January 24, 2020, in West LA.

I AM A WRITER.

I grab ideas out of the air and pin them down, with words, in space and time.

And writing changes your brain.

I mean that literally.

One of my symptoms: I remember my dreams. Every night, at least three or four dreams. In complete detail.

And I know why I remember them.

It’s because dreams are the world of ideas, and archetypes, and symbols. It’s the world where time doesn’t exist. The past is now. The dead live. The dead are as vivid and real as you are here, now.

And I’ve worn away the veil between that world and this one. I’ve worn it thin, from a lifetime of moving back and forth between these two worlds, in my mind.

… Or maybe it’s not me, that does the moving.

Maybe I’m hitching a ride on Hermes. You know Hermes, right? He’s the Greek god with the wings on his sandals. His job was to carry messages back and forth between humans and the gods.

He carries messages to us from the world of ideas, and archetypes, and symbols, and the dead.

No surprise: Hermes is the god of writing …

Something else that is no surprise:

Writers love freedom.

When you spend your time flying with winged sandals and talking to the dead, you learn some interesting things about what it means to be free.

I have my story about AB5.

I’ve lost work because of AB5.

I have my story about freelancing.

About how I’ve always freelanced, because that’s what writers do.

About how when I walked away from full time salaried work and started to freelance full time, I tripled my income. I came into my own as a professional, respected working woman.

So yeah, the idea that words—some else’s words—can mess with that?

It pisses me off. It pisses me off!

But I’ve been listening, very carefully, to the people who support AB5. I’ve been listening as a writer. And I’ve read the bill.

#AB5 a piece of “writing.”

Quite the piece!

5896 words.

(By the way? The Constitution of the United States – which comes to us [thank you, O Hermes!] from the dead – is 4558 words…)

But why do I care about the length of AB5? Why mention that?

One of my favorite quotes about writing is from the historian David McCullough.

“To write is to think. And to write well is to think well.

Hmmmm…

We all agree there are ideas out there—ideas related, somehow, to AB5—that are good ideas.

Nobody should be exploited.

That’s a very, very good idea. (“Nobody should be exploited” is four words, by the way.)

Everyone deserves fair compensation.

Also a good idea. (Also four words!)

Here’s a sentence from AB5.

In circumstances which are in essence the loan of an employee from one employer to another employer wherein direction and control of the manner and means of performing the services changes to the employer to whom the employee is loaned, the loaning employer shall continue to be the employer of the employee if the loaning employer continues to pay remuneration to the employee, whether or not reimbursed by the other employer.

What the fuck. (That’s the writer in me, talking…) What the serious fuck …

I said a minute ago: writers know something about freedom.

Because there’s nothing more free than darting around the world of ideas on your winged sandals.

But writers also know that, in this world, words are used to imprison people.

It’s no coincidence that writers are often on the front lines of wars. Or that they are often among the first to die.

Writers want to be free. Writers want YOU to be free. And when it comes down to it, to push and to shove, we will fight to keep you free.

But maybe you’re thinking, AB5? It’s not about freedom.

Isn’t it?

Let me put it this way.

Do you wish, sometimes, that life was simpler?

I do.

I think we all do. I think we all know, in our heart of hearts, that things really should be simpler. And technology. Globalization. All those 21st century “isms”?

They don’t change what’s real.

And in our heart of hearts, we know that. Because in our heart of hearts, we know that our true home is anchored in the world of ideas.

And that world resolves to only a few, simple things.

Love. Family. Peace. Joy.

Suffering … Redemption.

Longing … Fulfillment.

So why do we submit to so many complications?

“Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold,” wrote the poet William Butler Yeats. “The best lack all conviction, while the worst  / Are full of passionate intensity.”

Is that … us?

Have we abandoned the convictions that we, as Americans – as Californians – as humans – once held so strongly about the things that really matter?

Have we let “the worst” wear us down? Confuse us?

This is not about politics.

This is not about the left, or the right.

In 1981, in his introduction to Unamerican Activities, a compilation by the PEN American Freedom to Write Committee, PEN coordinator Geoffrey Rips wrote about writing and freedom and control. “A government intent on controlling the economic and social realities of a country,” he said, must manipulate the written perception of those realities.

And look at us, 39 years later.

The worst, with their passionate intensity, are burying us with crazy words.

They’re dumping this crazy pile of words on us. And we’re scrambling to try to understand them. To make sense of them. To react to them.

What an awful thing.

To go from what we once were, to a people governed by awful, mixed-up, crazy words.

To wake up one morning and learn that some rough beast, its hour come round at last, is slouching toward us to be born. That because of some word salad written by lawyers, that living you were earning? That business you built?

Disappeared.

I had no interest in becoming political. I had no interest in becoming an activist.

But writers? We know what freedom is.

We know that freedom begins with ideas.

Clear ideas.

Ideas truest to your heart.

My story is only one, small story.

But AB5 is not small. AB5 is monstrous.

It is government overreach.

It is the opposite of freedom.

It is unAmerican.

AB5 has to go.

This kind of activism, that kind of activism

winged figures of the republic, hoover dam
Winged Figures of the Republic, sculpture by Oskar Hansen, Hoover Dam

UPDATE 2/21/2020: I’ll be speaking at the #RepealAB5 rally in LA this Friday January 24. Are you in the area? Stop by!

For years, now, I’ve been toying with an idea for a book. The working title: Abstract Nation.

The idea for the book goes something like this:

  1. We (Americans / Westerners) live increasingly in our heads.
  2. We interact, increasingly, with ideas as if they were things.
  3. We’re doing this because of how we’re schooled. We’re taught to read at earlier and earlier ages. We spend more & more of our childhoods indoors, interacting with abstractions (e.g. “virtual” playthings) instead of physical, three-dimensional objects and materials.
  4. Fewer and fewer of us grow up in rural places, where “nature” is a real thing (versus images flashing on a screen, or a story in a book, or a concept you relate to sporadically by maybe hiking or looking at birds through binoculars).
  5. Fewer and fewer of us do manual labor, i.e. the kind of work that requires our bumbling fingers to manipulate objects, our muscles to lever against the drag and inertia and gravity of the three-dimensional world.

You see the effects of this transition (evolution?) everywhere, if you start to look.

It kills people, sometimes.

Have you seen Werner Herzog’s documentary about Timothy Treadwell, Grizzly Man? If you have, you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Treadwell had an idea in his head about nature in general and bears in particular. He went out into the wilderness to interact with this idea, and for a while it worked. For a while, the grizzly bears he encountered fit his idea of bears as gentle giants.

And then a different version of the bears’ reality intruded on Treadwell’s story.

He got killed and eaten.

Consider the popular literature about stress, and stress hormones, and how we deal with stress, and the effect of stress on our brains. You’ve heard about this, for sure: our stress reactions evolved, originally, to help us deal with three-dimensional threats. Fight or flight response. We needed “fight or flight” it to assess three-dimensional threats and react to them in ways that would keep us alive.

But today, many of the our threats we face are abstract.

We worry about the future, we fret about the past, we torture ourselves with “what ifs.”

And our brains don’t know the difference! Our brains react to abstract threats as if they were three-dimensional threats. And so we bathe ourselves in a constant stream of stress hormones, wearing ourselves out, aging ourselves unnecessarily, depressing our immune systems. And for what?

Another lens on this same problem is explored in The Gift of Fear by Gavin de Becker [affiliate link, paying the bills, guys, tks]. One of the points de Becker makes is that we put ourselves at a huge disadvantage when we train ourselves to override our bodies’ fear signals. And why do we do that? Because sometimes, those feelings don’t gibe with our abstract concepts about the world around us. We commit to some idea about the world, and when reality hits us in a way that contradicts that idea, we get confused. And sometimes, our confusion exacts a terrible cost. We think, oh, I’m probably overreacting here and in that moment of hesitation, we leave ourselves vulnerable to a (human) predator.

Ideas can form a kind of veil between us and the world.

Ideas can be a kind of enchantment that distorts how we interpret the world.

It can go the other way, too. Watch how people interpret politicians and media personalities. When we “know” that so-and-so from the other political party is a bad person, we interpret that person’s words and body language as threatening and awful. Yet someone on the other side of the political spectrum will watch the same interview or speech and have a completely different reaction.

On the one side: stress hormones spike.

On the other: they don’t.

I’m fascinated by this.

I’m fascinated by how becoming more & more abstract is affecting us.

I’m fascinated by the role of technology. How technology makes abstract ideas seem even more real, pushes them into our faces …

Are we better off for this?

I’m not sure. I worry that certain practical skills, practical, concrete ways of interacting with reality, are starting to atrophy. How about like map-reading, for example? Old-fashioned maps are an abstraction, sure, but they are much more concrete than a blue dot slip-sliding around on a phone screen.

Old-fashioned maps have concrete correspondences to concrete directions: north, south, east west. Same with the old-fashioned way of giving directions, for that matter. “Get off exit 12, take a right, drive east for 2.2 miles, then take a left at the 7-11.” The directions are pinned onto the actual world. Clear as compass points.

So what happens if the grid goes down and you need to find your way from point A to point B? If you’ve used a map, if you’ve learned to navigate by old-fashioned directions, aren’t you better off than if you grew up navigating only via a screen on a phone?

And yet, sometimes I have hope. Sometimes things happen which seem to pull us back into a less-abstract way of interacting with the world.

Which brings me to the idea of activism.

There are, I submit, two kinds of activism.

One type of activism is based on abstractions.

There’s an idea out there — an abstraction — that resonates with you. Examples: climate change. The right to choose. 2A rights. Income inequality. Immigration.

There’s a million of ’em.

You read about the idea. You see media reports about it. You read about someone who was physically affected as a result of it, and something about this person is relatable, which makes the idea even more “real” to you.

And — depending on your temperament and bandwidth — you might even begin acting to support or oppose this abstraction. You might vote a certain way because of it, or attend a rally, or write to a politician, or join a group, or donate money. Or,heaven help us, become even more radical, become a terrorist or an assassin.

The other type of activism is based on an actual, concrete, three-dimensional threat.

In the 1980s, I joined a group of activists in Upstate New York. We formed to fight a state proposal to site a “low level radioactive waste” dump in one of two rural upstate communities (one in Steuben county, one in Cortland county).

This was not an abstract threat. It was real.

Yes, the state had a problem it needed to solve. It needed a way to store that crap.

But its solution was a terrible one. Its solution was to barge into some community and dump (hahaha) the problem into the laps of the people who had made their homes there.

And there was a backlash. A strong backlash.

Because the threat wasn’t an abstraction. People knew that accepting a new dump in their communities would cause changes — the huge, noisy trucks rolling in from across the state (and who knows, maybe out of state?), the conversion of pristine state forest into an industrial site, the risks to their well water, other potential risks to their health.

It was an issue that hit people where it really matters. It was a three-dimensional threat, a threat to peoples’ homes, their families, and their quality of life.

And you know what? Party lines didn’t matter. Left v right didn’t matter. It was us against the enemy.

And we won. We stopped the dump. The state backed down. It decided to store low level radioactive waste on site instead of trucking it to some rural community and burying it there.

Which Brings Me to AB5

Forty years later, and suddenly I’m an activist again.

And it’s for the same reasons.

I’m an activist again because once again my (state) government is trying something really stupid, and it’s sledgehammered me in a very real, three-dimensional way.

And I’ve noticed some interesting things about how the reaction to AB5 is lining up.

Some people who argue that AB5 is a great law. And it’s possible some of them are sincere. But it seems to me that their arguments are all based on abstractions. Corporations are bad. Businesses mistreat employees. Labor unions are beneficent. Laws are the best way to fix social problems. Doing something is always better than doing nothing.

OTOH, the people who have been hurt by AB5? They’re not upset because of an idea. They’re upset because they woke up one morning and discovered the California had taken a sledgehammer to their homes, their families, and their quality of life.

And guess what’s happening?

Hint: see this from a Forbes article, California’s AB5 Leaves Women Business Owners Reeling, by Elaine Pofeldt. Pofeldt interviewed several women, including mother-of-three Jessica Tucker. Tucker started doing freelance transcription and closed captioning work from her home three years ago. Now, Pofeldt writes (emphasis mine):

Tucker estimates she will lose a couple of thousand dollars a month. She has never “been political,” she says—but AB5 has galvanized her.

I’m running across that same kind of thing all over. Another example over on Twitter, where @AnoukEZMAC‘s profile reads:

I was living peacefully, doing my thing, posting my meditation posts, working as an interpreter from home. And then BAM. AB5 happened. So, I’m tweeting politics

This is big, folks.

This is cutting across party lines. Every day, people preface their comments by saying that they are Democrats, that they support protections for contractors, that they voted Democrat in 2020.

But they’re being hurt by AB5, and suddenly “voting Democrat” as an idea is crumbling against the effects of AB5 as a three-dimensional threat.

This is the stuff of which real revolutions are made …

#repealAB5: compiled AB5 articles/impact

Repeal AB5!!!!

UPDATE 2/21/2020: I’ll be speaking at the #RepealAB5 rally in LA this Friday January 24. Are you in the area? Stop by!

I’ve been a freelance writer my entire life. It was my career choice. It’s what I love to do. Even when I’ve held full-time salaried jobs I have always freelanced at least a little on the side for the sheer love of it.

Being a freelance writer has enabled me to work from home, set my own hours, and maintain complete control over my working environment. I don’t have to work for anyone I don’t want to work for. I don’t have to do work I don’t want to do.

Freelance writing is a dream job. It is MY dream job.

So imagine my horror when I discover that this STUPID AB5 (Assembly Bill 5 aka “the anti-gig law”) has, in effect, made certain types of freelance writing work illegal.

Illegal? To do freelance work, of your choice, in the volume you choose?

And yes, I have already been hurt. I had a promising new client. Did a little work for them in 2019. Was discussing some new work in 2020.

Not any more.

That opportunity is now GONE.

Why? Because I live in California.

My skills, my (extensive) experience, my professionalism, my talent. It means zip in this situation.

Because I live in California, the work I would have gotten will go to someone else.

Yes, I am pissed.

And I’m going to pitch in to fight this thing. #RepealAB5!!!!!

In the meantime, I’m going to use this post to compile background to help people understand AB5, the history of AB5, and how it is impacting people like me. Creatives, sole proprietors, work-at-home women — we didn’t bother anyone, we were NOT being exploited — WE DIDN’T DESERVE THIS.

Let’s start with …

LA Times in September: Groups with “political juice” got AB5 exemptions

California’s employment law was rewritten. Many independent contractors aren’t thrilled. This is a September 23, 2019 column by George Skelton that appeared in the LA Times and — already! — pointed out how awful AB5 is. “The gig law’s advocates” Skelton wrote, think independent contractors are all being “exploited” by “greedy, heartless corporations.” (No. We are NOT.)

The article captures a bit of history of the bill’s creation and signing. It was written by (former labor organizer) Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez (D-San Diego), and “seemed to be aimed primarily at Uber and Lyft.” There’s also this tidbit …

Newsom signed the bill last week without inviting in reporters, avoiding pesky questions about why some workers gained exemptions and others did not.

… to which Skelton adds:

“A problem with AB 5 is some people got exemptions because they had political juice and other people didn’t,” says labor lawyer Brad Shafer.

Yeah, that’s just what we want from our legislators. Complicated laws that ensnare some of us, while exempting groups that have political influence :(

Skelton interviews several people who anticipated being affects, including a physical therapist, a nurse anesthesiologist, and a clinical counselor / dance movement therapist. Great. Let’s drive those people out of California /sarc off

CBS in September: AB5 is a standard for the rest of the country to follow

In a September 11, 2019 piece that essentially lauds the article for fighting all those bad exploitative corporations, California approves bill that will turn gig workers into employees, CBS/AP quote the California Labor Union as stating the law will set “the standard for the rest of the country to follow.”

New York writers, brace yourselves.

The article also notes that “Uber and other app-based businesses that rely on gig workers” were planning to “spend $90 million on a ballot initiative that would exempt them from AB5.”

Anybody have $90m on hand to exempt freelance writers? Hello? Hello?

The Fallout Begins: Vox Media axes its California-based freelance writers

You probably heard about this when it happened: Vox Media to cut hundreds of freelance jobs ahead of changes in California gig economy laws. The link is to a CNBC article by Ari Levi and Alex Sherman, and is one of many pieces on the Vox fallout that hit in early December, 2019.

The issue that cost all those freelancers their gigs was the cap on how many jobs per year you can do as an Independent Contractor, under AB5:

As it pertains to Vox, the law forbids nonemployees from submitting more than 35 pieces per year.

As many, many people have pointed out, 35 pieces a year is NOTHING for a freelance writer. If you get a gig writing blog posts, you could easily deliver 35 per month!

The CNBC piece also speculates on how many people would be hurt by AB5:

The bill has the potential to change the employment status of more than 1 million workers in California.

I bet that number is low … if anyone sees any updated figures, please drop me an email or a link in the comments — thank you!

Next Up: Lawsuits

After the turn of the year, the reality of AB5 started to hit home. People are now organizing to fight back. This article by Billy Binion in Reason magazine, California Freelancers Sue To Stop Law That’s Destroying Their Jobs. Pol Says Those ‘Were Never Good Jobs’ Anyway., describes one lawsuit, filed on December 17, 2019 by the Pacific Legal Foundation on behalf of the American Society of Journalists and Authors and the National Press Photographers Association.

The article quotes Alisha Grauso, an entertainment journalist and the co-leader of California Freelance Writers United as noting that the way companies will “comply” with AB5 is to “simply blacklist California writers and work with writers in other states.” (Yep. Why shouldn’t they? Who wants to invite trouble from California regulators when you can easily avoid it?) Grauso also notes that the bill is particularly harmful to women.

“The reality is it still falls primarily on women to be the caretakers and caregivers of their families, and freelancing allows women to be stay-at-home mothers or to care for an aging parent,” Grauso notes. “Being made employees kills their flexibility and ability to be home when needed. I cannot stress enough how anti-women this bill is.” 

This article is the first I saw that starts documenting the (horrible) responses of Lorena Gonzalez to AB5 backlash; e.g. she said the Vox jobs “were never good jobs.”

Uh, yes they were, Lorena. As was the “gig” I lost thanks to your stupid law.

And there’s also this charming gem:

“[Freelancers] shouldn’t fucking have to [work 2-3 jobs],” the assemblywoman, addressing a detractor, said in a Twitter exchange last week. “And until you or anyone else that wants to bitch about AB5 puts out cognizant policy proposals to curb this chaos, you can keep your criticism anonymous.”

What a way to treat your constituents …

The article then goes on to quote freelance writers who saw substantial damage to their income streams thanks to AB5, including one writer who lost a client that paid her $20K with in 2019. Unbelievable.

Stories from Devastated Writers Start to Emerge

In addition to organized backlash and quotes in articles like the Reason piece, we’re now seeing blog posts like this from Jenna Busch: I Built A Stellar Career As One Of The Only Women In Geek News, But California’s New Law Could Destroy It All.

Click through and read it all. Busch does a great job of explaining what it means to be a freelance writer, how she fought to establish her freelance career (in a male-dominated industry niche) and how AB5 is causing her to lose jobs “left and right.”

Busch is also active in California Freelance Writers United so has additional insight into Lorena Gonzalez’ attitude toward freelance writers who are being hurt by this bill:

Clearly, Gonzalez doesn’t understand our business and didn’t do enough research before including us and others — like musicians, court reporters, translators and independent truckers — this bill.

During meetings with her, writers were told that the soonest anything in the law can be changed — if we can convince her to do so — is September 2020. That means ruin for many of us.

Here’s a twitter thread from another destroyed freelance writer, Beth Demmon, that starts:

Fuck #AB5. I’m so upset. I’m sitting here crying bc everything I’ve worked for, the career I’ve created and based my entire life on, is crumbling around me and there’s literally nothing I can do about it.

:(

UPDATE: Here’s a piece by Lauren Sakiyama, The End of Freelance: How a California Bill Killed My Writing Dream. Sakiyama just landed a freelance gig in December:

When I found a job as a freelance food writer my dreams came true. That was, until, a few arrogant elected officials decided they knew best.

UPDATE 1/20/20: Here’s a Twitter thread from freelance writer Stephen Beale. How it ends:

My unemployment benefits are exhausted. I’m surviving with some freelance income and by selling personal items on eBay. I’m desperate for work. If nothing else, I might end up with a minimum wage job at Home Depot or another retailer, if they’ll have me. 8/9

These are the fruits of AB5, a law written with some good intention but appalling ignorance of the impact it would have on so many professions.

Thanks, Lorena Gonzelez.

Speaking of whom … guess what her response is to people like Beth?

Lorena Gonzalez “Simply Doesn’t Believe” You If You Claim You’ve Been Hurt by AB5

Hard to believe, isn’t it? But here you go — from Mike Masnick in Techdirt: California Assemblywoman Lorena Gonzalez Says She Simply Doesn’t Believe All Of Those Who Have Been Harmed By Her AB5 Bill. Masnick writes that although many people are talking about how the law is hurting them, “time and time again Gonzalez dismisses their concerns or insists they can just ‘form a business’ and be exempt.”

Form a business?

Well first off, Gonzalez, we freelance writers already ARE “a business.” We have to be a business to freelance, file taxes, and fufill other requirements ALREADY ON THE BOOKS in California.

What Gonzalez (probably?) means is “become an LLC instead of a sole proprietor.” But guess what?

Becoming an LLC costs money. Per my CPA: start with an $800 franchise fee. Then file Articles of Organization with the California Secretary of State ($70 filing fee). Then file Articles of Organization and Statement of Information ($20 fee) You must also “hire a registered agent in California” which costs $50-500 PER YEAR.

Your cost of doing business goes up. You’re spending (even more!) time filling out and filing paperwork (and probably providing copies to your clients) than you could have spent writing.

And worse yet …

Becoming an LLC May Not “Fix” Anything for Freelance Writers???

Yeah, file this under “holy crap.” Per attorney Nina Yblok, who is licensed to practice law in California, has argued independent contractor cases to the California Employment Development Department, and has done “innumerable” independent contractor audits get this little twist o’ the plot (emphasis mine):

AB5 covers corporations, LLCs etc. and people. This is the ONE really big change in the law, since I’ve always believed that in many cases Dynamex and Borello will result in the same determination.  But in the past legally formed California corporations and LLCs, even if owned by only one person, were automatically determined to be ICs. Now they are not.

UPDATE 1/22/2020. In a piece in Capital Insider, Oh, What a Relief It Isn’t – AB 5 and the B2B Exemption, Laura Curtis, takes a measured look at AB5’s so-called B2B exemption. [Emphasis mine.]

The new law governing independent contracting, AB 5, includes what can be described as a business-to-business (B2B) exemption. But a close examination of the actual language shows that the B2B exemption is virtually inoperable.

Yep.

Curtis’ extremely thorough piece carefully documents how the bill’s vague and contradictory language makes the B2B exemption a joke. And, what’s more:

[E]ven if a service provider can establish that it meets all of the factors, misclassification liability on the hiring entity is so great that no one wants to take the risk…

THAT, my friends, is why California freelancers are being blacklisted.

First, vague and contradictory lawyer-ese makes it impossible know how to comply.

Then your clients get spooked.

Is anyone with a whit of common sense suprised by this?

UPDATE 1/18/20. OMG: AB5, the Federal Version?

So you thought you were immune, if you lived far far away from beautiful California?

Good luck with that. As predicted by media outlets like CBS (see above), politicians around the country are looking at AB5 as a model for state legislation.

Worse yet, according to Redstate (yes, a right-wing website), AB5 language has been added to a federal bill that is now out of committee.

H.R.2474 – benignly titled ‘The PRO Act’ was originally drafted in May of 2019 as a union-strengthening bill. In its infancy it had nothing to do with independent contractors … But this is government and with government there is never enough. Somewhere between September of 2019 and December of 2019 someone added an amendment to the behemoth employer-rights killer that was a simple copy and paste of California’s AB5.

My stomach has literally gone nauseous about this. Please, if you care about peoples’ freedom to work for themselves, call your Congressional representative and tell him/her to fight this bill!

UPDATE 1/20/20: Daily Kos (!) has come out with an editorial, Democrats across the country seek to make California’s mistake, destroying careers of freelancers that calls AB5 an “unmitigated disaster.”

People who don’t need protecting—professional freelancers, are seeing their livelihoods upended and destroyed.

Kos urges lawmakers in other states to hold off copying this mess.

It would behoove Democrats in other states to step back and let California figure out a way out of this mess, and let the courts weigh in, before it decides to join in, destroying the livelihoods of creative class people that, it so happens, also happen to be a strong Democratic constituency. 

UPDATE 1/20/20. Coming Soon To Your State, Too?

Are you a freelance writer living in New Jersey? Brace yourselves. You may soon be in the same boat as us Californians, per this piece, New Jersey bills to limit freelance contractors reflect un-American trend, by Jen Singer.

New Jersey lawmakers, Singer explains, tried last year to pass an AB5-like bill. And like AB5,

it was so overreaching in its scope that it targeted far more than misclassified employees. It would destroy the ability for everyone from attorneys to data analysts to work, because it made no meaningful distinction between an exploited worker and a career professional who chooses to work for herself.

The citizens of the state fought the bill last year and “managed to shut it down before the final vote.”

But guess what?

Then, on the first day of the 219th Legislative Session last week, the Senate introduced S863: new session, same old bill.

This is crazy. Seriously. What is wrong with our politicians that they think this is a good idea???

UPDATE 1/20/2020: Andrew Cuomo sounds like a guy gearing up to bring AB5 to New York State. From Dana Rubinstein in Politico:

“A driver is not an independent contractor simply because she drives her own car on the job,” Cuomo said, echoing the years-old rhetoric of worker advocates. “A newspaper carrier is not an independent contractor because they ride their own bicycle. A domestic worker is not an independent contractor because she brings her own broom and mop to the job. It is exploitive, abusive, it’s a scam, it’s a fraud, it must stop and it has to stop here and now.”

Ugh :(

Additional AB5 Resources & Reading

Here’s the text of AB5.

Statement on AB5 from the Author’s Guild which reads in part:

To be clear, the Authors Guild fully supports employment protections for freelance journalists and authors, and will be lobbying for collective bargaining rights in 2020. Like Uber drivers, writers have no benefits and are often paid less than minimum wage. But forcing writers to work as employees, especially on a state-by-state basis, is not the way to go about it.

The Author’s Guild also warns that AB5 could affect some book-writing agreements:

There are, however, some book-writing agreements that could be considered service agreements and arguably would fall under AB-5, such as work-made-for-hire agreements and contracts where the author has ongoing obligations and the publisher has greater editing ability or control over the content.

If you’re on Twitter, follow the hashtag #RepealAB5. This law has to go, let’s work together to make that happen!

Join California Freelance Writers United. CFWU was formed to challenge AB5. I’ve joined!

UPDATE 1/18/20: The AB5 articles archive is an exhaustive compilation of all things AB5. Covers all industries, not just freelance writing!

Please feel free to add additional resources or links to AB5 related articles in the comments. I’ll be updating this post as the AB5 story unfolds.

Blogiversary: 14 years blogging and I’m still here

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Fourtheen years later, we still do jigsaw puzzles every year over the holidays! Although there was a bit of a SNAFU this time when my parents’ cat stole one of the puzzle pieces…

So I actually missed noting this by a few days, but I posted my very first blog post 14 years and four days ago.

The topic, btw, was jigsaw puzzles and how much I love my family. “Working a jigsaw puzzle,” I wrote,

is a way for a few people you care about to gather around a table and share something, which isn’t the puzzle but your time. You’re facing each other — unlike when, for instance, people watch television together. You talk about whatever comes up, serious topics or lite topics or just how you’re certain that the particular piece you’re looking for is surely lost. You laugh, a lot. And if you pay attention, you realize how much you love each other and how comfortable you are together.

Coincidentally, I was back east over the holidays and yep. And we did a jigsaw puzzle :)

Meanwhile, however, over the last several weeks, I’ve been doing something else.

Tackling a long-overdue job: website cleanup

I’ve written nearly 1200 posts over the years (!).

And in all that time, I’d never gone back over them to do things like remove broken links or clean up taxonomies.

I had good reason to procrastinate: it was a lot of work. Dozens and dozens of hours’ worth of work.

But as of today, I’ve accomplished quite a bit. I’ve paired the published posts down to around 750 and fixed links. I re-categorized some posts and cross-linked them where needed to better capture updates on specific topics.

The exercise also served as a major explore of the ol’ memory-lane.

That time period — the mid 2000s — was a the golden age of blogging…

I can still remember how incredible it felt to be able to write about anything I wanted to write about, and publish it, without having to navigate any gatekeeper or satisfy anyone but myself. It was so, incredibly freeing. I’d been working as a contract writer for years, I’d co-written Outwitting Dogs, I was working on a novel that I hoped to sell to a publisher. Now, all of a sudden, I could just write.

All of a sudden, I could hit a button and be out there for anyone to read.

I discovered WordPress. I taught myself a little php coding so I could modify its default Kubrick theme (remember Kubrick? Oh, that blue… oh, how thrilled I was when I made my site turn green!)

Comment spamming became a thing. I told them to go away and wrote an ode. I discovered Akismet — phew :)

It’s impossible to understate how life-changing it felt to be able to blog.

And I wasn’t alone. I was part of a blossoming online community of people who appreciated what I published, who would link to me, comment on my blog — and of course I did the same for them. (The right-left divide was there, btw, but it didn’t feel as dire and insurmountable. It wasn’t vicious. We were still trying to understand each other.)

Many of us coalesced around our respective communities. I wrote a lot about Rochester, New York, where I lived at the time, and exchanged links and information with a dozen or so other Rochester-area bloggers, many of whom are gone, now. Mr. Snitch. Zinnian Democracy. For some topics of local interest, like Rochester’s proposed Renaissance Square, my blog could arguably be considered an important contemporaneous record.

Many of the sources I quoted about that project are no longer available online.

And then there were the other aspiring fiction authors.

We linked each others’ posts. We shared ideas and advice and writer resources. This started a year before Amazon launched the Kindle, before the indie author became a thing. One of our favorite subjects was literary agents: how to query them, what they liked, what they hated, which ones to avoid. (Remember Miss Snark?) (Her stuff is all still online btw.)

And then came 2007 and Kindle Direct Publishing — another moment I will never forget. Because, when you think about it, indie authors were to books what bloggers were to online journalism / opinion essays. There was that same sense of loosening and freedom and “now I can write what I want and put it out there and who knows? Someone might actually read it and like it.”

Writers who had focused on courting literary agents suddenly rushed to self-publish their books on Amazon…

I was one of them. I self-pubbed my first novel, ran a giveaway, and watched it climb to the #11 spot on Amazon’s Free Kindle Ebooks store.

Heady times…

Word had been spreading in the lit-o-sphere about National Novel Writing Month and I participated a couple of times (before deciding, ultimately, that the format doesn’t work for me).

And naturally, scammers began to emerge to prey on authors who dreamed of writing fiction for a living…

And Then Came Facebook

Oh, what a temptation it was! So much easier than running your own site, courting readers, vying for eyeballs. You could write a face book post and suddenly everyone you knew would read it and comment.

I fell for it. I essentially abandoned my own blog. Instead of publishing hundreds of posts per year, I’d do maybe a dozen.

Well, you know the quote, right? “If you’re not paying for it, you’re not the customer. You’re the product.” It’s a concept that has been around for a very long time. And yet, strangely enough, we don’t seem to have fully wakened to the implications.

Products are things. Ergo:

If we let ourselves be turned into products, we can expect to be treated like products — that is, like things.

So why are we surprised to learn that Facebook would sell us out? Why shouldn’t it? We aren’t “people” to Facebook.

By definition — as soon as we agree to the Facebook TOS and start uploading “content” — which includes not only our words, our personal diaries (!), our insights and links and information-sharing but also all that “data” about ourselves, our likes dislikes comings going relationships, which in aggregate is essentially our selves in a very important sense — our virtual avatars — as soon as we enter that transaction, we agree to be treated like objects. Commoditized. Bought and sold.

It’s little wonder that there’s been a backlash against the platform. We’re slowly beginning to grasp what “a Facebook” is and how “a Facebook” is going to treat us.

(It’s no coincidence, either, that as a platform Facebook feeds political divisiveness and vitriol. We don’t treat each other like people on Facebook, either.)

Of course, when you’re a writer, there’s another nuance to this as well.

Writers create content. Content has value. Why should we give it to Facebook?

Of course, writers give our content away all the time. I do it. I run Amazon giveaways. My novel The French Emerald is available to read for free here and on Wattpad (where it recently broke 16K reads!)

But the difference is that in these instances, I am interacting with you, my reader, directly.

So when you find my blog and read a post, our shared experience belongs to you and I. It’s direct. It’s not beingi mediated by a third party.

I have the kind of control that a content-creator should have. If I want to pull The French Emerald off my site, off Wattpad, format it, and sell it instead, I could do that. It wouldn’t be a violation of anybody’s terms of service. It’s crystal clear that I own the copyright to those words and can do whatever I want with them.

I’m still on Facebook. I have a page for promoting my novels. I go on the platform from time to time to catch up with friends and family. But I no longer invest time in posting content.

Instead, I’ve recommitted to my home: this blog. I didn’t publish a single piece here in 2016 or 2017, and only did a handful in 2018. But in the last month of 2019 alone, I put up around 8 posts.

Will anyone see them? Who knows? I lost a lot of traction when I abandoned this site for Facebook four+ years ago.

But I’m good with that. In a way, it’s like it was back in the beginning, in 2006, when I first hit “publish” and put a little piece about doing jigsaw puzzles out there for the world to see. I don’t care if “I’m read.” I’m a writer. I write. That’s what matters.

Happy New Year to anyone who finds this.

And thank you, thank you, thank you for reading.

Fixing broken (book) backs

worlds best fairy tales readers digest
It broke. But I’m fixing it :)

Okay, so I don’t often do product endorsements on this blog.

But I love books.

I own old books.

Old books break.

Like this book. It’s The World’s Best Fairy Tales, a Reader’s Digest book my grandparents gave me in 1968. And OMG how I loved this book! I must have read every story in it a million times. (I also used to make Grandma read to me out of it — makes me laugh now thinking of it — I wonder if she ever regretted gifting it, maybe? A teensy bit? Because of course I used to request the longest story in the book, Sinbad the Sailor. I think it’s 50 or 75 pages :D)

adhesive for fixing broken books
PH Neutral PVA. I’ve used it to fix broken books a bunch of times, now, and it works like a charm!

Anyway, today I pulled the book out and GAH.

The original glue had become completely dry and brittle. I no sooner touched the thing and chunks of pages started to fall out.

Fortunately, I have a fix. This stuff –>

Its an adhesive that is flexible when it dries. So when you open the book the spine can flex like it’s supposed to.

How to fix a broken book in 6 easy steps

fixing a broken book oh noes the glue dried up and the pages are falling out
I love old books, but when the glue dries, this happens :(

Step 1, open the book to the spot where the pages are starting to fall out.

I try to be super careful while I’m doing this so that I don’t break the book even more. Because the last thing I want to have to do is glue the pages back in one at a time =o

But usually what happens is what you see here: chunks of pages falling out …

fixing a broken book run a bead of the adhesive down the inside of the spine
Run a little bead of PH Neutral PVA down the inside of the spine. Not too much! Let’s not get sloppy here…

Step 2: Run a little bead of the adhesive down the inside of the spine.

I try to be careful here, too. I figure, too much adhesive and it might leak into the pages.

The trick is to move the tip of the bottle kind of swiftly and smoothly so that the bed is thin and light.

First time? Practice first! Lay a bead down on a piece of paper, before you start on the book, so that you get a feel for how fast you should go to keep the line of adhesive thin & light.

fixing a broken book press the pages into place
After you’ve laid down the adhesive, push the pages back into place, flush against the inside of the spine.

Step 3: Press the pages back into place.

So far, every time I’ve done this, I’ve been dealing with chunks of pages. So it’s kind of easy to just press and tap the pages as a chunk.

fixing a broken book make sure the pages are pressed flush against the spine
Make sure the pages you’re gluing are flush against the inside of the spine.

Step 4: Check to make sure the pages are nice and flush. You want to make sure that the adhesive is adhering to both the spine and the pages :)

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One option is to prop the book on its back, like this, until the adhesive dries.

Step 5: Rig something to keep the pages flush against the spine while the adhesive dries.

For some of the books I’ve fixed this way, I’ve just set the book on a table, spine down (propped by other books to keep it from tipping over while the adhesive dries). When I fixed my old Roget’s Thesaurus, that’s what I did. The weight of the book was enough to keep the pages pressed against the spin until the glue was dry.

fixing a broken book keep the pages pressed against the spine until the adhesive dries
Yes, the ruler is probably about as old as the book … also remember when people didn’t need to use area codes because why would you ever want to call someone out of town, plus long distance was expensive?

But for my Fairy Tale book, I got a little creative. It’s a thick book — 2 and 1/2 inches! — so the spine tends to curve inward slightly.

So I used a rubber band to strap a wooden ruler against the spine.

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The ruler just happened to be the right shape for the job :)

It just happened that one side of my ruler is kind of convex, so it worked perfectly. It snugged right up against the spine.

Step 6. Wait for a day or so until the adhesive dries. And that’s it!

Would I try this on a valuable book? Probably not. I’d probably take that sort of book to a professional to be restored. (And yeah, I see that in some cases people are asking for a lot of money for World’s Best Fairy Tales. But you can also find copies for cheap. So yes, I recommend you pick up a copy if you’re a fan, but maybe don’t spend $80 for it.)

But for old books that I just want to be able to handle again, this stuff is fabulous. I’ve fixed the dictionary I’ve had since I was a kid, I’ve fixed this old Roget’s thesaurus that I absolutely adore (sooo much better than online thesauruses. Really.)

And now I’m fixing my beloved Fairy Tale collection :)

Have you ever tried to glue a broken book?

Did it work?

Did you use PVA?

Drop me a note or leave a comment!

P.S. this post includes affiliate links. If you click and buy I get a few pennies — no extra cost to you. But I promise you, you will be soooo glad you have a bottle of this stuff on hand. Thank you!